The Quote Door: 2008

The Quote Door was a college years favorite of mine. I covered my door with butcher paper and my roomates and I filled it up with funny things that people said, quotes from tv or movies and interesting clippings we found. Generally, these things were embarassing to the speaker in some way and were made even more so by the public display. Things were often funny simply because they were out of context or were incriminating in some way.... but they were always a true and accurate representation of what was said. Here it is in virtual form.... THE QUOTE DOOR

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Nerds at Halloween

They're purple! And they taste like pretty!

-Emaline

driving

Oh, no! Mommy's driving!

-Abby

Empty threat

Emaline, eat your watermelon or I'll take your eyeball.

-Mario

not very family friendly...

We gotta find out what happened to this guy's penis.

-Dallas Smith

Curious George

The man in the yellow hat: You sound impressed?

Scientist: Why, yes! Are your hands really that hairy?

Bathroom

"So, I go into my favorite stall..."
-Mario

Becoming a daddy

It's OK if I get mixed up with my dad's germs. I won't turn into a daddy.

-Emaline, age 5

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Another Quote Door Classic

Warning- not quite as family friendly as most...

"...These are the keys to the Sex T.A.'s cubicle."
-Jay Matheson

Friday, July 4, 2008

I want a screwdriver in my teeth!
-Abby

It hurts to have stuff burned off your fingers.
-Katie

You've done a good job raising me.
-Mario to Katie

The potty hurt my ceilings!
-Abby

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