The Quote Door

Keep it family friendly!
The Quote Door was a college years favorite of mine. I covered my door with butcher paper and my roomates and I filled it up with funny things that people said, quotes from tv or movies and interesting clippings we found. Generally, these things were embarassing to the speaker in some way and were made even more so by the public display. Things were often funny simply because they were out of context or were incriminating in some way.... but they were always a true and accurate representation of what was said. Here it is in virtual form.... THE QUOTE DOOR

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Kids

My 4 year old had had about 3 fruit snacks and I told him no more, too much sugar. He responded, "I want more sugar, I need it!".

Proud Dad?

What every father wants to hear from his son:

Scenario:
Steve & Jenn are in one room, and Logan, who is being too quiet, is in the other room.

Steve -- "Logan. What'cha doing?"
Logan -- "Just playing with my purse"

Monday, February 19, 2007

Books

"You CANNOT learn things from books!"
-Michael , The Office

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Nathan is so confused about Mia being a girl- "So when she is 4 she will be a boy?" "No honey, she will never be a boy" "Oh no! Poor Mia..."

Friday, February 9, 2007

Guess the movie...

"Well He's just about the biggest Cootie I've ever seen..."

Friday, February 2, 2007

Losing

Mario: Is mommy losing?
Emaline: Yeah, her mind.