The Quote Door

Keep it family friendly!
The Quote Door was a college years favorite of mine. I covered my door with butcher paper and my roomates and I filled it up with funny things that people said, quotes from tv or movies and interesting clippings we found. Generally, these things were embarassing to the speaker in some way and were made even more so by the public display. Things were often funny simply because they were out of context or were incriminating in some way.... but they were always a true and accurate representation of what was said. Here it is in virtual form.... THE QUOTE DOOR

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Words to live by

"If you're gonna fart, you should at least make it loud."

"If I ever get hit by an arrow, it BETTER be flaming!"


Roswell Ward Primary Program

"When you get baptized, you get dumped in the water."

Monday, February 16, 2009


I asked , Tyler, How do you feel?
He said, I feel sick.
I asked, Where do you feel sick?
He answered, In my room......

Sunday, January 11, 2009


I'm already toast.


Abigail - "Daddy, can I wear my flowery dress to outer space?"

Sunday, January 4, 2009

the Abigail ABC's

A starts with Abigail!


California overpass

"I love being high! It makes me freak out and have fun!"