The Quote Door

Keep it family friendly!
The Quote Door was a college years favorite of mine. I covered my door with butcher paper and my roomates and I filled it up with funny things that people said, quotes from tv or movies and interesting clippings we found. Generally, these things were embarassing to the speaker in some way and were made even more so by the public display. Things were often funny simply because they were out of context or were incriminating in some way.... but they were always a true and accurate representation of what was said. Here it is in virtual form.... THE QUOTE DOOR

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

What Daddy really does...

Owen was overherd the other day playing with his cars and creating a conversation for them.
Red Car: Where is Daddy?
Black Car: At work, sleeping.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Green Light Financial

Our son Nathan would like everything for Christmas. Everything that comes on tv is followed by "I want that for Christmas", this also includes a home loan from Green Light Financial. It's also one of his favorite songs to sing. 866-66 faster you've got the green light...

Fortune Cookie


...like a baby riding a fish, but maybe not good Chinese food

(The fotune came out of one of our cookies)

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Last week during sacrament

I watched the kid behind us drink his water. He looked at the little cup for a minute, his face distorted through the ridges in the plastic, and smashed it on his forehead beercan style.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Mario boasts

"I don't mind being the one who makes farting fun!"