The Quote Door

Keep it family friendly!
The Quote Door was a college years favorite of mine. I covered my door with butcher paper and my roomates and I filled it up with funny things that people said, quotes from tv or movies and interesting clippings we found. Generally, these things were embarassing to the speaker in some way and were made even more so by the public display. Things were often funny simply because they were out of context or were incriminating in some way.... but they were always a true and accurate representation of what was said. Here it is in virtual form.... THE QUOTE DOOR

Monday, April 16, 2007

Things that make you go "Hmmmmm..."

"What is Heavenly Father's last name?"
Ocean, 3 1/2 yrs.
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Saturday, April 14, 2007

F___ F___

"That fetching fetcher!"
Cory Mathews, age 31
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Friday, April 13, 2007

hmmmm...

Daddy has a stinky wipey on his bottom.
-Ocean, 3 years old
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Telemarketing

I just got a telemarketing phone call.... The following is to be read using your best impersonation of Apoo from the Simpsons.
"Hello, I am calling on behalf of the new at&t and bellsouth. My name is Harry Potter."
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"Who needs Ericka when I have you?"
-Loralie to Cory
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