Out of the mouths of babes...

As a pediatric nurse I often hear sweet, hilarious and even aweful things come out of childrens mouths especially when they are having to have an IV started, this is my favorite from a three year old...(and you must think of it with a southern baptist drawl)
"help me Jesus!"

some others are...
"stop doing that" and "I'll be good"

and of course they are all told to say "thank you" by their parents when they are done!

Things that make you go "Hmmmmm..."

"What is Heavenly Father's last name?"
Ocean, 3 1/2 yrs.

F___ F___

"That fetching fetcher!"
Cory Mathews, age 31

hmmmm...

Daddy has a stinky wipey on his bottom.
-Ocean, 3 years old

Telemarketing

I just got a telemarketing phone call.... The following is to be read using your best impersonation of Apoo from the Simpsons.
"Hello, I am calling on behalf of the new at&t and bellsouth. My name is Harry Potter."

"Who needs Ericka when I have you?"
-Loralie to Cory

Mario singing

Mario was singing in the car...
Emaline covered her ears and said, "Daddy, stop making that noise!"